What man doesn’t love a simple, full-flavoured dish that is
easy to knock together and finished off nicely with a daytime cuppa, or an
evening beer? Well, it’s not rocket science, but it doesn’t half taste good and
best of all, it’s simple to build, quick to make and leaves a minimum of
washing up in its wake. The job’s a good ‘un....read on for the top three man
meals that do not involve a sirloin steak.
Your manwich needs you...
You heard. There’s a new sandwich in town, especially
formulated to provide you with all your manliness needs. It is more than a
sandwich. Forget polite bits of bread in triangle shapes and slices of
cucumber. This is food for men. The manwich! After years of research into the
subject, it has been concluded that what men really want from their sandwich is
two hunks of buttered bread, a load of bacon rashers and a right good smearing
of brown sauce. Tomato sauce is for those who don’t want hair on their chest,
right?
The baddest pizza on the block:
This one is the perfect accompaniment to some sport on the
big screen and an evening spent sofa surfing. Give it up for the pizza to end
all pizzas. Easy as pie! Get a pizza base (who needs to spend hours making
dough anyway?) and shove a wallop of tomato puree over it. Add to that a load
of cheese, some spicy sausage, some jarred roasted peppers, some seriously hot
jalapenos, some black olives and a bit of red onion and you will be in
man-a-dise. That’s guy paradise for the uninitiated...
Something smells fishy...the seafood
bloke burger:
This is a man burger with a difference; a brilliant hangover
cure or a secret weapon to impress your girlfriend with. Get a couple of big,
floury baps (!) and butter them. Fry up some onions and a couple of fresh tuna
steaks and stick them inside when cooked. Add to that some cocktail sauce, a
few capers and a bit of cheddar and you are going to be seriously stuffed.
Now, all that is left to say is - get into that kitchen and
bon courage! Let us know which one is your top man meal and pass it on to your
friends
What I mean by this is that my wife was having a craving for some Mc Donalds french fries so along the way home, I stopped into a Mc Donalds restaurant tonight to get a quick order of fries. After getting back on the road, my wife was eating the fries and I asked her if she could hand me some napkins from the bag but when she reached in to give me some, there was none to be found. I cried out " GEEZ" ! I paid $ 3.00 dollars and don't even get napkins? I hate that. Who doesn't need a napkin in the car once in a while? Well, I did. So we're on our way home and I have a craving for onion rings so I want to stop and get some onion rings at carls jr, so pull in and order some onion rings, pull up to the window and pay, and as I'm pulling out I said to my wife, "hey, it doesn't feel like there's many onion rings in this bag"I had eaten 3 already and my wife ate 2. She says, honie, there's one more onion ring left. I said, WHAT? You mean I just paid $3.29 for 6 onion rings? That's crazy! I hate it! I guess we really got ripped off for our money tonight. I told my that from now on, I'll be checking my orders for accuracy more often after tonight's ordeal. I mean I paid $3 dollars at walmart and got more for my money than I did tonight. Of course I'm not expecting a full bag of onion rings but geez! At least give me something worth my money.